Loyal Wingman has fond memories of memory register exceptions

Only from its digital doc-signing service, which is isolated from its cloudy storage

Support chap learns users will try to solve problems in non-obvious ways

And warn that AI us already being used by extremists to plot attacks

Windows Server 2025 will let you run a VM with 2,048 vCPUs, 240 TB RAM, and 68 network adapters

And be paid danger money while he did it

Enterprise tech slingers want to see what Hock Tan can get away with – and replicate it

You can prove them wrong, but they'll still get you on a non-technicality

Also makes components for chips, displays, and hard disks, and has spent four days groping for a fix

CISA calls for 'fundamental, security-focused reforms' to happen ASAP, delaying work on other software